WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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