The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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