Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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