So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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