just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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