Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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