That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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