chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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