The best revenge is premature balding
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Randomize
