Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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