Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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