It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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