Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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