She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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