this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We got so high we made milksteak
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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