But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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