My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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