ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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