Who wears a wallet chain?!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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