writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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