Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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