so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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