I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
do nipples grow back?
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