Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's get the cat blown out
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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