I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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