He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
