I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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