i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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