To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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