making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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