Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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