"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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