I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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