Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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