They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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