She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
we should paint friendship bongs
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