At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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