Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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