if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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