3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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