apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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