guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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