sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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