I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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