READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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