we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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