im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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