The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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