if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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