I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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