Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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