Tell her she can't have a vagina
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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