do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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